可憐蟲Pattinson－我們母女倆的交換日記

就是這個表情！請看愛德華為大家表演的～可憐蟲Pattinson的心情！

那一支手，代表的就是全世界的瘋女人！

最近隨便上網，看見的都是這種新聞標題：

Robert Pattinson Can't Cope、Robert Pattinson Has Some Crazy Fans........

請看看他最近收到的粉絲來信～

Rob told OK magazine:

“There was a group of girls that left little notes in my car, outside of my apartment.

“One of the first notes said: I’m not weird, but please call me.

“The next day the note said: Please don’t ignore me.

“And the next day it said I’m going to kill myself if you keep ignoring me!

(but I’m not weird, ok?).”

趕快報警啦，可憐蟲Pattinson，離那個瘋女人提硫酸來找你的日子已經不遠了啦！

Robert Pattinson Can't Cope

Robert Pattinson struggles to cope when gangs of girls start screaming at him.（掙扎著適應尖叫）He doesn't really enjoy the big planned Twilight events.（他不喜歡）

Rob explained to The Mirror: "Every single time I get so nervous and have cold sweats - I doubt that I am ready. （他流冷汗）

"I started crying in Italy, completely involuntarily." （他還哭了）

The idea of Rob breaking down will upset his fans. They don't want him to feel so stressed and worried. Maybe things will get better in time and Rob should find promoting New Moon a lot easier.

去多買幾套DVD，叫愛德華娛樂妳，愛德華很乖，他很聽遙控器的話，妳叫他幹嘛都行！

大家放過可憐蟲Pattinson吧！

然後他還要被逼著咬Tyra Banks這個瘋女人！

我看到這一段的時候，第一個覺得「瘋女人，妳不會真的要求叫他咬妳吧？」

等她真的開口了之後，我又想「Rob，妳不會真的理她吧？敷衍她！敷衍她！」

等他真的咬了以後，我眼淚都要流出來了！

可憐蟲Pattinson！活的真夠沒尊嚴！

悲慘的實況在此，請自行斟酌收看，很慘喔，會哭喔。

連作者S. Meyer也來落井下石，說出這種沒人性的話：

Stephenie Meyer's fears for Robert Pattinson

Stephenie Meyer knew that Robert Pattinson would find things tough once Twilight hit cinemas.

She told Entertainment Weekly: "There is going to be a group of girls who will follow his actions from now on.

Stephenie didn't think he was ready to be the real life Edward Cullen.

She added: "I asked the producer, 'Is Rob ready for this? Have you guys prepped him? Is he ready to be the It Guy?'

"I don't think he really is. I don't think he sees himself that way.

"And I think the transition is going to be a little rocky."

「他準備好當愛德華了嗎？」「他當的了愛德華嗎？」「你們有沒有給他做好心理準備啊？」

害死人！妳寫出這種騙死人不償命的角色，為什麼不乾脆通通用CG拍電影算啦？

可憐蟲Pattinson！人家本來就不是吸血鬼、人家就是很hairy、妳們要怎樣？

最近，連他最大的fansite也一起倒大楣，Pattinson Online整個掛掉了！

What's Happening?
~~The internets have ganged up on us and are now trying to beat us silly.~~ We've sure had our share of bad luck lately, but the latest adventure is a massive hardware failure on our server which has caused us to have to rebuild the entire website on a new server. (Believe me, we're even more frustrated that you are.) We've lost about 2 months' worth of data, but we should be able to recover most of it. Unfortunately, we'll probably be down for a few days, but rest assured that we're working around the clock to get this resolved.

The good news: You can still get the latest Rob updates at our LiveJournal community, and you can follow our progress on Twitter (which may be filled with weeping and gnashing of teeth). Also, we will update the links below as sections of the site become available. We hope that this downtime will not last longer than a few days (hopefully less!). Thanks for your continued patience with us. :)

那幾個可憐的女孩，不眠不休地努力要把它重建起來，整個重頭來過！

她們的網站資料之多、之廣、之迅速，簡直是不可思議，

我之前懷疑過她們都是吸血鬼，都不用吃飯和睡覺，現在她們肯定......更是了！

至少這幾個瘋女人還挺有能力、對社會又有貢獻，其他的瘋女人們，學著點。

以下是Pattinson Online今天的最新消息：（哇，失去整整兩個月的資料！我都想哭了。真慘！）

As you can see, the website is back, but it’s a bit of a mess. We’re still working on getting all sections up and running, but for now you can at least access the site. For those who are still wondering what happened, the condensed version is that there was a massive hardware failure on our server and we’ve had to rebuild everything from scratch.

The good news is that we’re back, the bad news is that we’ve lost all of our data from December up to now, which includes posts, layout changes, updated pages, etc. (We cried a few tears over this, we’ll admit it.) Two months is a very long time in fansite years (they’re kind of like dog years), so we’re feeling the loss, but we’re doing as much as we can to get the site back on its feet as soon as possible.

The biggest loss for the site is the media archive, which has to be completely reinstalled and all 300+ videos added back manually. This is a huge project and it could be a while before the archive is 100% back to normal. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience this mess has caused our visitors. Members will be receiving extra time added onto their current membership to compensate for the downtime.

Thank you so much for your patience with us. We value each and every one of you and it means so much to us that you keep coming back and supporting us even through all these messes. We appreciate it more than we can say!

Joy, Isabel, & Tara